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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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ilive4fml 0

nasty

u shoulda shoved it in her.

is ur sis hot if so I so wish I can see that

but you still have to consider that her sister might be using the toothbrush because of a different fell from a ***** and the thrill of getting caught, great idea though.

lmfao.. Now you know.. Hide your toothbrush!! But clean it first....

girlyoudontknow0 0

your sister is smart im gonna go by a vibrating toothbrush now.

lololololol i'd like to know how long that's been going on

get her back, do something to her tooth brush and confront her on it

OMG! This story made me laugh so hard, I cried! Your sister has some serious issues, she needs to go see a doctor and get her head straightened out. But hats off to #57, I couldn't think of a better plot for revenge!

how does one do that?!