idontwanttoknow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
ashbeat
Sydney, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
MY EARS! MY EARS!
Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
Anonymous
Iraq 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from a nap to hear my roommate having some intimate time with his hand. The slopping and slurping sounds along with the girly man squeal as he finished haunted me all day. FML
Anonymous
Right place, wrong person
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Anonymous
Right place, wrong body
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
hearing too much
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
The sound of silence
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
Steve
Oshkosh, United States 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
skipper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
anon
Rocklin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Morrissey2.0
Seattle, United States
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Top comments
Tylerj1124 12
Maybe they fell and hit their head and are trying to get you to call help?
Pleonasm 36
Maybe he/she was just singing in the shower and it was a coincidence, like : "Hey Mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind! OooOOooo MICKEY! YES, MICKEY! YES! MIIIIIiiickey..." That's totally how it goes.
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Comments (127)
grahmagog 14
In ideal world they'll be attractive and you'll be single....win win
popeizzy 9
there needs to be more info here. genders would be great.
nikkikinlilla 9
Is your roommate hot?
golden_warrior 23
Have you guys realize that all creepy things are automatically deemed not creepy if it's done by a good looking person. For example: Zac Efron's movie, the lucky one
tazeegirl 5
You think this would be on FML if he/she was?
Quiltme00 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Omygosh I moderated this!!!
Misswildsides 22
A lot of people did!
golden_warrior 23
Omygosh, no body gives a f**k. Totally.
asnakelovinbabe 16
Lets play spot the new kid. Found 'em!
upallnight11 19
Good for you!
paigexox0 37
Well...i guess thats kinda awkward.
WiseGuy79 14
They were just happy you let them use your herbal essence shampoo haha
FiFiLovee 26
How would you know if it was you they were referring to, OP? He or she might have been thinking of someone you don't know. You probably aren't the only one with that name. Don't flatter yourself just yet OP.
kelseythompson 27
I highly doubt if you were in the same situation you'd be like oh he must be thinking of a different ___ because the chances of that are slim..
scottyspot 11
When they start leaving you notes everywhere and calling you all the time its time to run. Unless they're hot, then roll with it.
olpally 33
Ear plugs... But it's too late for that I guess.
The_Piquerist 7
At this point a butt plug might be more necessary
FMLsOhilarious 6
No need to be cocky OP. Maybe they were thinking about someone else who has the same name as you? Unlikely, but possible.