idontwanttoknow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
ashbeat
Sydney, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
MY EARS! MY EARS!
Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
Anonymous
Iraq 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from a nap to hear my roommate having some intimate time with his hand. The slopping and slurping sounds along with the girly man squeal as he finished haunted me all day. FML
Anonymous
Right place, wrong person
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Anonymous
Right place, wrong body
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
hearing too much
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
The sound of silence
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
Steve
Oshkosh, United States 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
skipper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
anon
Rocklin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Morrissey2.0
Seattle, United States
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Top comments
Tylerj1124 12
Maybe they fell and hit their head and are trying to get you to call help?
Pleonasm 36
Maybe he/she was just singing in the shower and it was a coincidence, like : "Hey Mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind! OooOOooo MICKEY! YES, MICKEY! YES! MIIIIIiiickey..." That's totally how it goes.
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Comments (127)
perdix 31
He's probably complaining that you left a hair on the soap, . . . again.
Dave_Davington 34
Why would you share soap? That's just nasty.
Lumen94 10
Lmao damn
perdix 31
Go in there and find out what he wants. If you play your cards right, he might end up paying your half of the rent ;)
LiteSkinBOSS 2
ikr, i would definitely flirt w. him/her if they are cuteeeeee(;
football98_fml 20
thats just screwed up
worldclassrager 41
Is your name transsexual? Could have been a boyfriend or girlfriend...ex or not...
AmyPond17 33
I think you meant unisex.
Mightytall 35
Not knowing the entire constellation, it's hard to tell how bad it is. If OP and roommate are drawn to each other, it could be a good starter to steamy romance. But being posted here probably means OP is not able to imagine roomie as a potential partner ... too bad for roomie ... or OP. Sometimes great things are just in front of our nose and our focus is shifted too far out to see them clear.
str0ngersurviv0r 5
only a bad thing if your not interested
Jelbeztok 17
What gender are you and your roommate?
Ray_of_midnight 23
Why does this matter? Being the object of unwanted romantic or sexual attention from someone you live with is creepy no matter what.
jipster 11
No
buddy51 23
OP- Still a better love story than Twilight.... Oh wait, no, it isn't, it's just as bad. FYL, OP, FYL!!!