Today, I heard from multiple people that my girlfriend called me a dumbass because I apparently sent her "Good Morning" twice. We aren't even three full days into the relationship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
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Top comments
MrLonelyHertz 23
Well, either she's playing around and doesn't mean it, or you've got yourself a problem there, Houston!
OysterPearls 33
And later on, (assuming you stay with her), she'll be whining about how you don't send her good morning texts like the "goals" couples on those ideal relationship Twitter pages.
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Comments (37)
healthcarechick 9
Ditch the bitch!
Dirtbiker989 6
I hope she's joking, otherwise that relationship should end after two-odd days.
shitpost 2
She's obviously joking, Jesus Christ...
LordMagus 9
Yeah, if she isn't joking, talk to her about it, if she continues, get out, and get out now. This may seem minor, but this kind of character trait, over time, can lead to serious problems. Talk it over with her, especially with her going behind your back insulting you for something so innocuous, it is nonsensical for a person to make that big of a deal over a double text.
anarchymaniac 22
Time to find a new one
Muerteds 18
Aww, 5th grade is such a trying time. You'll live, and puberty will be amazing.
BLUEGT500 2
Never let anyone get comfortable disrespecting you.
anjo_1 5
dude, your girlfriend is a cactus.
russian_kid 1
Can we get teenagers with their problems off here? lol
jvanevery 19
kiss the bitch goodbye