clash
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gurior
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML
zingle af
🌶️ Spicy
Erection for Protection
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
fmeplease
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Time to pretend
Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
DrySpellcaster
🌶️ Spicy
Get it on, bang a gong
Today, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex, even my wet dreams are about doing it solo. FML
Confused lesbian
Lynchburg, United States
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Helping hand
Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML
AudreyUs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cockblocked
Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we were out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML
Top comments
tpike1296 11
with a name like "beiberfever" you arent!
fourzerofour 0
I haven't ever had sex in 19 years. Shut up.
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Comments (68)
SaturnE_fml 0
So go find them, and then get laid.
zao_89 2
I'm assuming off = expired.
aidenkush 0
haha @19
bluemaizeman13 0
I'm gonna guess off means expired and #34 is pretty. I'm 13 and I haven't had sex. so all is not lost.
xXSamPerezXx 0
haha, 34, your attracting 12 year olds. but you an I can talk, I'm 15 and love slipknot
teh_uber_muffin 3
Liking Slipknot doesn't mean you have any taste in music, and I'm pretty sure hitting on people over similar musical tastes is a bad idea.
bluemaizeman13 0
slipknots cool but I like metallica and disturbed. I feel Joey jordison is overrated. his drumming isn't very complex and btw I'm 13
TheNeidermayer 0
What the **** did that have to do with anything about this FML?
Yocomedy12 0
of course your 13, that explains why you like slipknot :D
zebrapattern 6
what does this mean?
sara122010 4
What I don't understand, is that so many people come on here to make fun of other people: why? Isn't the whole point of this website to share little incidences that are a bit ****** up so that other people can feel better about their life?
JuliaDragonNinja 0
hey im 12 and ive lost my virginity! does being raped count? bc thats how! i had to get an abortian
ArielTheMermaid 17
life isn't about sex. go play some video games and stop whining
Chrisuh 29
I feel sorry for you
DomoLaDii 8
damn!?!?!? lmao!
Lucysmom1 0
Yea I don't get it