Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
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Top comments
Roevera 14
Why would you make such a dare? that's crazy! Oh well. its gonna be a full moon tonight.
ygdrassil 17
Don't make bets you're not prepared to carry out. Especially not on the Patriots.
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Comments (236)
track96 4
Should have rooted for the giants.
track96 4
Should have rooted for the giants
loserman67 36
WOW, making that bet took BALLS! You made a really STIFF wager and lost, what a BONER. Was it HARD to take watching your Patriots lose, or were you hoping against hope that they would COME through in the end? See what I did there? Unless there is a stipulation in the bet, make the lap in the middle of the night.
hotPinklipstick 24
Would have been so much better if you didn't add the "see what I did there" at the end. Of course we see it, you capitalized it for us.
nemo88 8
LOL
5HT2A 5
Doesn't matter, made bet.
idoam 8
May I suggest running at night?
DynamicDave 11
No, you may not.
idoam 8
Ah. My apologies, then.
DynamicDave 11
Quite all right, it happens to the best of us at times.
gg95_fml 4
Like the giants r the best team in the NFL
Unlucky_Gun 0
They are this year after winning the Superbowl even though the Packers had the best record
Snafuusmc 12
Someone better record the reactions it'd be hilarious!
diesel1226 0
Don't fret, COPS will be happy to film it and then rerun it until you know every detail of OP's body minus the censored parts. Lucky us...
CDeCam 9
What if you ran around someone else's block naked? One that's preferably far from any law enforcement.
marceljedrasik 6
Best ' about ' status on your profile i have seen in a long time ! ^
TheGothGamerGirl 20
YDI for living across from cops and accepting a bet like that knowing you have to deal with cops
Deadzombie 2
It seems pretty stupid you'd go to jail for an immature bet. And ruin your life.
sweetdreams20 0
Thanks captain obvious
AlaskaKid95 7
An indecent exposure charge won't exactly ruin his life. It could easily get dropped.