Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
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Top comments
Roevera 14
Why would you make such a dare? that's crazy! Oh well. its gonna be a full moon tonight.
ygdrassil 17
Don't make bets you're not prepared to carry out. Especially not on the Patriots.
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Comments (236)
clumsychik 1
119- I think 2012 is the year you're looking for.
marceljedrasik 6
Ahha i get that !!! Funny picture ;)
bubo_fml 11
U supported Bean-town, now ya gotta expose your beans...Makes sense if U think about it...
Rocky007 15
You were stupid to make the bet. You'd be even stupider to go through with it. Man up, and refuse to do it.
coolstorybro6 6
I still can't believe the patriots didn't win!!!:(meowie
DoughBoy19 3
That's why I'm a giants fan! Lmao u deserve it!!
bbakr 5
U all hate on the pats cause ther good
TwinArmageddons 4
That's not the Super Bowl told us >:D
desireev 18
Wow.. Yeah, this year! They only lost by 4 points, idiot! Wow! What a HUGE loss! It isn't like they got their ass beat! 4 POINTS!! Not a big loss at all! The Giants won by a hair! If there were another 20 seconds on the clock, we woulda won.. The Pats are a fantastic team. They have excellent stats. And people keep saying that they suck.. If they sucked, they wouldn't be playing at the SuperBowl..
grannygruber 6
Hope you are at least as drunk when you make the run as you had to have been to make the bet!
Dojan 16
Promises can be broken. How is this a problem? I mean, it was foolish to begin with, so I don't see how anyone could've taken it seriously.
arvale8802 1
Just run really fast :)
cunningchick 1
Bahahhahahah!!