Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
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Top comments
Roevera 14
Why would you make such a dare? that's crazy! Oh well. its gonna be a full moon tonight.
ygdrassil 17
Don't make bets you're not prepared to carry out. Especially not on the Patriots.
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Comments (236)
vivalabrett 0
That's why you bet money on the giants like I did! So while your running naked from the cops, I'll be buying tickets to a 3 day music festival.
skipzabeat 0
Go hard and go home
Nthabz 8
Why would anyone choose the Patriots over the Giants?? I'm South African and even I know that was a dumb move. Oh well, enjoy your stint in jail. YDI
mim777 4
Haha that's the kind of bet that kinda says . . . run
kevmo1988 0
Pats suck!!! Giants rule cuz my wife hates the pats... Whatever.
ronski 41
Go for it, you never know - they might just laugh
lissann 0
That's what you get for being a Pats fan.
angrynegro7 16
That's what you get for betting on the Brady Bunch. GO GIANTS!
hateevryone 15
just do it somewhere else, where there's no police.
capnbzarr 43
Do it at 4am, on a night when there's no moonlight.