Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
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Top comments
Roevera 14
Why would you make such a dare? that's crazy! Oh well. its gonna be a full moon tonight.
ygdrassil 17
Don't make bets you're not prepared to carry out. Especially not on the Patriots.
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Comments (236)
amber551133 5
ydi. patriots suck :)
desireev 18
Yeah.. The Patriots suck.. That's why they beat all of the rest and made it to the SuperBowl.. And they've won more championships in the last 10 years than any other team.. But yeah.. You're right.. They totally suck!
TomHarrow 5
74-I'm guessing you actually watch football. Because your reasoning is very sound.
baconstrips 12
Patriots are ****** boss you don't know what your talking about.
shanemaximo 7
Patriots only suck at failing. I bet your team is beast at it! Tampa bay? Jaguars maybe?
desireev 18
96- What is that supposed to mean?!
DrDilllonReese 12
It means you got a compliment :) I'm assuming you're also a pats fan?
desireev 18
171- I am a die-hard Pats fan! I have been all of my life! :)
emmanizzer 6
You obviously had a lot of faith in the Patriots.
Amrel 10
So you thought the patriots would win? What a joke
joooeee 3
The patriots were favorites and almost won... It's no outrage they were picked to win.
desireev 18
12- If there were another 30 seconds on the clock, they would have won. They only lost by 4 points. Eli Manning is a beast.. But the Patriots are an awesome team. That's why they go to the SuperBowl way more often than all the other teams.
megapeyt 17
Tough break dude. Good luck running! Now for a pun Way to let it all hang out
williamcarter93 13
You should have thought of that before you bet.
Clamcreepy 7
That's just asking for a slapping on the wrist and a slapping on the ass
IAdminIFlow 0
yeah damn giants
Icecream93 4
You dont have problems running aroud naked?
Jezlovespink 5
Haha hope ur a fast runner do it at nite time n have sum1 else distract the cops (like in the movies) while u run around haha
AnagenisisZagus 13
Distract the cops.... HA! You're funny. That was not apart of the bet. OP can spend a night in jail in consequence of betting on the Patriots.
mrs_bruno_mars 14
Can you learn how to spell before you comment? You're making yourself look stupid.
ninjuh_wingman 29
The police station in front of your house seems a bit obvious to forget.
21jason 9
He never said he forgot it was there.