uterus why
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I have realised that since I get laid so infrequently, every time I have sex now, it kickstarts my period. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sophie's choice
Today, after months and months of putting up with bleeding, I have made the connection that, if I orgasm, I will bleed the following day for days at a time, regardless of whether or not I should be on my period. FML
Anonymous
Montpelier, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Join the club
Today, for the first time in 8 months, I got laid and it was amazing. Unfortunately, it's kicked my latent sex drive into hyperdrive. Best part? No idea when I might have sex again, so apparently I just have to live with being ragingly horny for the foreseeable future. FML
hellolaina
San Francisco, United States
Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
noneedtostress
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
Horneyandbleeding
Winnipeg, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, I got my period. I was going to have my first threesome tomorrow. FML
virgin
🌶️ Spicy
Not now!
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
clash
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
Anonymous
Richmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Glory days
Today, my girlfriend will only have sex when she's on her period, because it's the only time she gets horny. She also gets body acne, bloating, and utterly foul BO and gas. The sex is so unpleasant, I'm starting to wish she just got cranky and emotional. FML
Jack
Reynoldsburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML
irwingiggles
Netherlands
Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML
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Gofuckyourself 24
Maybe visit your doctor or gynecologist to see what's going on. Hopefully you can get to the bottom of this!
dedanjel 33
Sex causes temporary hormonal changes. It can cause premature menstruation. OP should still see her OBGYN, though. For it to happen every time, she's either always having sex close to her period, or something is very wrong.
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RichardPencil 32
Is that physically possible? Maybe your hoo-hah is so neglected and atrophied that it forgot how to take a dick.
Thetawaves 13
It’s not unusual for sex to kickstart periods, especially if it’s rough. 😉
dedanjel 33
It used to happen to me all the time if I had sex in the week leading up to my monthly.
RichardPencil 32
Thanks for the info. Those things seem very complicated! I’m glad I only have simple parts to maintain!😂😂😂
prncsjnlca 10
No. Your period comes a set amount of days after you ovulate. When you ovulate can change but not your period. Now I have had it more or less “make” it come but that just means it was about to anyway and the sex jostled some blood loose.
alainopotato 20
If you have sex infrequently then your body can jumpstart ovulation and consequently your period when you do have sex in order to increase odds of pregnancy.
tranced_ 45
and who is to blame fo dat?!!
bluhbluhbluh 14
do you get laid once every month at aroubd the same time? could that be also in the general period of your menstruation cycle?
Alurius_moon88 4
that time of the month, (just before your period) you should have gotten pregnant, by now..
raven_of_azarath 35
It doesn’t have to be the same time of month. OP could be irregular.
Gofuckyourself 24
Maybe visit your doctor or gynecologist to see what's going on. Hopefully you can get to the bottom of this!
ViviMage 40
Yeah, when this happened to me I had a BV infection. It wasn't a period, it was a bacterial infection from hell getting stirred up. As long as I didn't have sex, a pelvic exam, or a car accident, the infection was quiet. Liveable. Tolerable. Just don't ever think about do anything to stir it up! It took 3-5 days for the infection to wake up and make my life hell and 2 weeks to quiet down again. It was 7 years of hell and avoiding.... things, and I just needed a $4 antibiotic. This was after $4k in the ER couldn't explain why I was bleeding profusely there after a car accident. No? My periods are not super heavy. More like super light.
Gofuckyourself 24
Holy smokes.. it costs $4000 to go to the ER?! Mine are so irregular because I streas so much in general. I'll have it, it'll be gone for two months and then again. Super messed up. I hope you're feeling better hun!
Steffi 26
Are you certain it's your period? If you don't have sex for a long time your hymen can return to its original state and so when you have sex it could trigger your hymen to bleed
Steffi 26
The hymen is very real, you can google it if you don't believe me. It's a myth that it breaks the first time you have sex, but depending on the person, if the hymen is fully intact it wouldn't take a huge amount of friction to make it bleed
Alurius_moon88 4
Well.. that's still better than realizing that I've had three periods, SINCE I've had sex. hmm.
TumblrweedPasses 11
That's not normal at all, in fact impossible Head to the doctors, it's probably something being damaged inside every time something is inserted
Patsy Boren 19
Oh man I know exactly how you feel.
TxKitten79 10
This is not likely. Either you are having sex close to your period time, and then yes, it can kick start it. Or something else is going on. I'd suggest tracking your cycles or seeing a doctor.
bloopaloop 27
That's not how it works.