Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I painted my daughter's room with the new paint we bought. It's an oil-based paint which hides all blemishes on the wall, but apparently makes me sick. I'm now throwing up everywhere, but at least the room looks good. FML
Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, it's day four of liquid ass and violent hurling after I hosted a birthday party for my daughter, and one of the kids brought a stomach virus rather than a present. Yesterday my daughter started with the violent vomiting too. Everything smells like vomit in my home. Yay me! FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
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jessisaur 0
now it's abstract art :D
SugarCrazy 14
I have a feeling you won't be hanging that artwork on your fridge...
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Comments (122)
Acaprice14 9
now she probably thinks you don't like her painting, op.
grapist 0
so that's how u really felt about her painting
15bthwreatt 2
somebody sounds prego
mandy1397 0
whatd ur daughter do?!
choirnerd9 0
ohlalala_fml 0
**** her life not yours
jessie0621 0
well you never specified WHAT you would be finger painting with
Aznboifreakster 0
now there's watercolor to
alisonspoole 0
your pregnant...
hairguitarhero 5
I was pregnant once, some 50 years ago. unfortunately, my child was lost to a pack of wild pigeons that were savaging the Land Across The Border. Funny story, you see, I was swimming in a volcano mountain pool in the middle of Octronoxember with my girlfriend's twice removed third nephew, and all at once I heard a cry in the distance, and I began laughing, probably because of the marijuacrack I was inhaling frequently at the time. Then I realized my baby brother's turtle stone carving was falling and as I reached to catch it my baby was taken away by a swarm of nasty pigeons.
OriginalPooh01 0
Fingerpaintings a bitch aint it? YDI for not staying in bed knowing your sick! XD
FlonkertonChamp 6
she's not sick with a virus... she's pregnant. that's what morning sickness is. it's also really not feasible to stay in bed when you already have a little kid
strainer04 8
and most times morning sickness hits you at any time of the day when u least expect it.