Kids and Cheating: Truth bomb - FML

Truth bomb

By Anonymous - 13/09/2026 00:00 - United States - New York

Today, my son's blood type was tested for college requirements. He's AB-; I'm B+; His mom/my ex is B+, a genetically impossible combo. He wasn't blood-typed at birth. This explains A LOT of my ex's behavior during our marriage/custody issues since then. There's a secret she wanted hidden. No one knows that I know. FML

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Mad Jack 3

Sunday 13 September 2026 1:45

So what do you want to do since you're already divorced? Wanna stop being a father for the son you raised?

DLBL 21

Sunday 13 September 2026 2:31

What college requires a blood type? Anyway, I hope you feel he's still your son, and he still calls you Dad.

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Mad Jack 3

Sunday 13 September 2026 1:45

So what do you want to do since you're already divorced? Wanna stop being a father for the son you raised?

DLBL 21

Sunday 13 September 2026 2:31

What college requires a blood type? Anyway, I hope you feel he's still your son, and he still calls you Dad.

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