Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
Today, I learned that my 11 year-old daughter wrote a love letter to her teacher. Cute, right? It was an incredibly graphic letter where she asked him to "abduct her and chain her up in his basement." I now must find her a new school and a therapist. FML
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, my stepdaughter called me "Dad" for the first time. It was quite an emotional moment, until I realised she was just recording my reaction for a stupid TikTok, and didn’t really mean it. She’s pulled some pranks before, but this time I’m done with her, she can fuck right off from now on. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
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The_Dude_Abides_ 0
weird if a little kids knows it and you don't
BoredomKillsinc 0
looks like she knows something you don't
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Comments (85)
surferchick96 0
oh children. hm. i cant blame her, if i was 5 id do the same thing.
chulabby 0
hahhaha!! she's down
onlywhenyourdrea 0
She's five. children do stupid things. don't take it personally, shed prob do that to anyone who wasn't her mommy and married to her dad.
Keithgsxr 0
what a kick in the face, that sucks.
Kim15051992 0
Talk to your husband..
DakotaCat 4
She's not a toddler
LemonStarship 5
What a cute kid.
lizamaphone 6
Do you even know what "ironic" means, 1?
alfredrog 0
slap the bitch !!
thelastavailable 13
Slap a five year old because she wants her mum..?
glitter354 0
A 5 year old would not be able to put a sentence together like that. A simple sentence, maybe...but this is way too complicated for a kindergartener.