Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
Today, I learned that my 11 year-old daughter wrote a love letter to her teacher. Cute, right? It was an incredibly graphic letter where she asked him to "abduct her and chain her up in his basement." I now must find her a new school and a therapist. FML
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, my stepdaughter called me "Dad" for the first time. It was quite an emotional moment, until I realised she was just recording my reaction for a stupid TikTok, and didn’t really mean it. She’s pulled some pranks before, but this time I’m done with her, she can fuck right off from now on. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
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The_Dude_Abides_ 0
weird if a little kids knows it and you don't
BoredomKillsinc 0
looks like she knows something you don't
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Comments (85)
OhShuttup 0
you've been teaching her how to write for only a week and she already knows how to write a whole sentence?
OhShuttup 0
wow! she learned how to write a whole sentence in only a week?
mommyhearts2boys 0
it doesn't say in a week they could have been working in for month and my two yr old can right 2 letters so it is possible
tmarie21 0
I know that's what I was thinking! I was like geez a super genius! amazing she can WRITE that much if you just taught her...
OhShuttup 0
it used to say one week
meaganinja 12
Apparently you can't *write, though.
rofflewaffle 9
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Suck it up, homewrecker.
potterpuppetpals 0
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Agreed
ashwe 0
your an a$$!!!!! I'm a step mum to and I didn't wreck their marriage (my stepson birthmother did) pull your head out your ass and don't assume shit like that if someone has stepchildren!!
agirlnamedlogan 5
Good kid, bad husband.
ImRickJamesBish 0
Lol. Well that sucks.....for you anyway.
louie111887 0
aww how mean. maybe your little step-daughter is lying ?
ellyth 0
your step daughter must really not like you...
Phoenix1023 3
Jesus.
ChronicSnowflake 0
sad... lol
lulzaroonie 0
I think the OP is voicing paranoia through an FML. I highly doubt a child who couldn't read or write a week previously would write a letter telling her that her dad misses her real mum...
ilpapagrande 16
This could be how she feels. She might be projecting her feelings unto her father. It could also be what she aspires to, or hopes for. In her mind, if you two don't make it, then things will automatically revert to her parents getting back together. I could be wrong, but it's possible.
BlackButlerFan 20
When my parents broke up, I automatically fell in love with my step-mom. I never once wished that my parents would get back together, I didn't care, now I had two mommies! (More Christmas presents! yay!) Actually, wanted my step-mom to be my only mommy and I still do!
ConnorJM 0
Fast learner..