Today, I have bad adult acne. This wouldn't be so bad, except that it's only on one side of my face. I look like a Batman villain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
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LeDiamond 9
I'm assuming this breakout is on the side you sleep on. Wash your pillow case every second day, and use tea tree oil to spot treat pimples. Yea tree oil is a natural antiseptic and astringent. --aesthetician.
Adm_Twigs 19
strange how some genes make you look like two face... I'm sorry OP Better find a two headed coin and make the best of a bad situation... COMICCON
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Comments (65)
isera 7
Do you rest that side of your face on your hands frequently? This is usually the cause for me when I get really bad breakouts.
scififemme 23
It might be from your cellphone.
1947Chevy 17
It could be worse I did not have normal acne. Mine was cystic and I had to take prescription medication
clubber101 8
Unscented women's deodorant helps op (:
daddysgirl8 21
Saint Ives apricot scrub works well for me and so does Clean and Clear continuous control. And get silk pillowcases and wash them often. Also, make sure you throughly wash your face from all makeup before going to bed.
sweetpea1988 2
Try pro active
juliaafaulkner 15
It's alright OP after I got braces my dad wouldn't stop calling me Jaws in reference to the James Bond villain
Dawnelle 4
Try a blue light for acne. Ai think the wavelength is 460 nanometers. Most are $300 cosmetic junk, but there's a site that sells just a blue bulb for around $19. They work far better than anything I have ever used. Bask in the blue light 2x a day for about 17 minutes and by the end of 8 days you should be a lot clearer. The light kills the acne germ and infection in the skin layer.