Today, I have bad adult acne. This wouldn't be so bad, except that it's only on one side of my face. I look like a Batman villain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
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LeDiamond 9
I'm assuming this breakout is on the side you sleep on. Wash your pillow case every second day, and use tea tree oil to spot treat pimples. Yea tree oil is a natural antiseptic and astringent. --aesthetician.
Adm_Twigs 19
strange how some genes make you look like two face... I'm sorry OP Better find a two headed coin and make the best of a bad situation... COMICCON
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Comments (65)
mld4657 28
coming soon zitface.. partners with twoface
Rkikkas9713 25
There must be another side to this story.
RageWolf16 31
Laughing at all the people talking about the joker. Wrong batman villain guys
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Hey, look at the bright side. You don't have to pay for a 2 face costume for comic con?
Hidebehindarock 19
Yes he would..the face isn't all there is to a person..
FitFriday 32
Try using a microfiber pillowcase. Not only is it soft and good for the environment it really helps with acne
greencurtains74 11
one side of your face...is it possibly on the side you sleep on? try changing your pillow case ever day and see if it helps ps I saw this comment posted already. too late to delete, sorry.
hayleyblack2u71 21
Aww...that sucks. Bet your the cutest little two-face though!
hugozac88 22
Who moth man??
JKPwnage 27
On the upside, you already have a costume for ComicCon!
verysmarmy 11
Which one?