Today, I have bad adult acne. This wouldn't be so bad, except that it's only on one side of my face. I look like a Batman villain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
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Top comments
LeDiamond 9
I'm assuming this breakout is on the side you sleep on. Wash your pillow case every second day, and use tea tree oil to spot treat pimples. Yea tree oil is a natural antiseptic and astringent. --aesthetician.
Adm_Twigs 19
strange how some genes make you look like two face... I'm sorry OP Better find a two headed coin and make the best of a bad situation... COMICCON
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Comments (65)
vikky538 29
"let me tell you the story about how got this acne"... you can always steal this reference from joker...
yomomonastick 9
it could be worse , it could be on both sides..
raichu23154 10
do your friends call you two face?
deebiedoobie 13
You've obviously never had chronic acne. Some people have it really bad for years and it doesn't go away.
val_is_lame97 12
ah thats a shame. hope it clears up! :)
Fuhkyoo 17
have you tried washing your sheets? or maybe its an allergic reaction to whatever detergent you use, im just guessing that the side you have it on is the side you prefer to sleep on.
Isa_fml 20
If you don't already, make sure to wash/change your pillowcase few days. I've heard it helps a lot sometimes.
Snowlightning 17
It might be from a dirty pillow/ pillowcase. Could be an allergic reaction or something simple.
smgc68 3
Murad acne clearing gel worked wonders for me. No matter what face wash I use it will clear up any break out in three days! They have a whole line of acne products but they're expensive so I just stick to the clearing gel.
Drew90001 4
Try Acutane