Today, I have bad adult acne. This wouldn't be so bad, except that it's only on one side of my face. I look like a Batman villain. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
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LeDiamond 9
I'm assuming this breakout is on the side you sleep on. Wash your pillow case every second day, and use tea tree oil to spot treat pimples. Yea tree oil is a natural antiseptic and astringent. --aesthetician.
Adm_Twigs 19
strange how some genes make you look like two face... I'm sorry OP Better find a two headed coin and make the best of a bad situation... COMICCON
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Comments (65)
dawn9475 15
It could be the fact you don't change your sheets enough. If the acne is bad on the side you sleep on most often then you should change them more often.
DirectorLincoln 12
Well, you can either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain...
chloe1737 13
Or The Phantom of the Opera!! He's awesome!!
verysmarmy 11
Yep, in situations like this the only solution is to put a mask over half of your face, hide in the Parisian catacombs and molest budding opera singers.
chloe1737 13
He didn't molest Christine...
Wizardo 34
I too have bad acne and guaranteed its on the side of your face you primarily sleep on. Try this, get a clean towel and put it over your pillow when you sleep. Everyday use a new side or section if its big enough to fold. Have a few and rotate them and keep washing them. 2 weeks and you're sorted.
Hidebehindarock 19
Or you could just wash your pillow cases..That would stop the need of towels and like someone already said it might be your detergent.
ShadowReaper101 14
OP here, I'd like to think I'd be as cool as Two Face.
annarcheer 19
time to get out the handy dandy concealer!
AcieMcG 21
I am Half-Pizza Face man, here to get all your pizza orders wrong!
LeDiamond 9
I'm assuming this breakout is on the side you sleep on. Wash your pillow case every second day, and use tea tree oil to spot treat pimples. Yea tree oil is a natural antiseptic and astringent. --aesthetician.
UsernameTaken14 18
you are a good person #20 I have pretty bad acne too so I'm gunna try that!
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
Great advice. Especially the bit about the tea tree oil. I don't suffer from much acne, except for the monster zit that comes around once a month. I'll definitely try drowning that sucker with some tea tree oil! I have some from making henna. Thanks!
Dovahkiin_1997 22
Diluted or just normal?
ohSNAPyall 27
Make sure you're getting enough iodine. It is an essential nutrient.
ermagherdaturdis 26
"Want to know how I got these scars?"
ermagherdaturdis 26
I realised my mistake too late.