Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in my armpit and a sprained ankle both on my right side, resulting in me limping and keeping my arm awkwardly plastered to my side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, I’m on vacation with my fiancé and his kids. We came to see a wedding venue. Too bad I severely sprained my ankle. I also sprained that same ankle when he proposed. FML
Today, after my at-the-time partner got in a car wreck with minimal injuries, I drove two hours and got a week off classes to take care of them on hand and foot, they are currently my platonic roommate and I nearly broke my foot… and they keep acting annoyed when I ask for something because I can't walk. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
Today, I had to choose between being in excruciating pain and having a happy significant other by doing housework, or resting my sprained ankle and having my significant other pissed off at me because she thinks I’m milking it. She went to bed two hours ago and I can barely move it. Guess which I chose. FML
Today, after ignoring my concerns and declaring that "safety equipment is for pussies", my husband went rock climbing for the first time. He only sprained his ankle, but is acting like it's broken. He's now playing video games in bed and pissing in a bucket, because walking is "too painful." FML
Today, three days into my vacation, I ended up spraining not one, but BOTH of my ankles. Now my entire vacation will be spent healing. FML
Today, my wife yelled at me for not helping her rearrange the furniture. I have a sprained shoulder and have been ordered by my doctor to avoid heavy lifting. She said, "Move the couch or sleep on it." FML
Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML
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Top comments
emeraldisle 30
It may seem mean to you but maybe he's trying to make you laugh and feel better. I know it would work on me.
olpally 33
Awww, that's cute. Give him credit for having a sense of humor about your injury/condition and trying to cheer you up. he's a funny one. Lol :)
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emeraldisle 30
It may seem mean to you but maybe he's trying to make you laugh and feel better. I know it would work on me.
cloud175 6
Maybe he just finds Igor very, very attractive.
ConBroChilll 9
13- I really doubt anyone thinks something that fugly is attarctive.
cloud175 6
You're judgmental. Well, I'm sure Igor doesn't care about your opinion. He's sexy and he knows it.
Welshite 40
Walk this way...this way!
Mikeskinner 7
I LOVE YOU
lilhellian 27
*Sigh* *places you on the guillitine and pulls lever* That is what private messeges are for!
baadjujulady 5
hells ya lol :)
mariah_1_11 22
Call it a hunch! Bu bun chi
olpally 33
Awww, that's cute. Give him credit for having a sense of humor about your injury/condition and trying to cheer you up. he's a funny one. Lol :)
lostcrazydiamond 10
Isn't that a bit backwards? If you're Igor, why is he calling you master? I'd take advantage of this situation. See how much he is willing to do for his "master."
lilhellian 27
That is evil, but very awesome! :D
Michael87Jackson_fml 10
He was imitating her.
THobsession4 18
That does suck, but he could be trying to be funny to make you less upset about it.
ICastillo 25
Come on OP have a sense of humor. That is funny.
jtthegr8 26
It may seem mean but at least he isn't ignoring you or hitting you or something brutAl
CrookedCook 14
why would he hit her anyway?
howdeedoo 22
I think 8 is trying to say that it would be much worse if OP's fiancé was abusive. Instead, he has a sense of humor
siickman 7
33, its like sunburns. People will take advantage and hit you because they find it funny that you are in pain. So at least the husband isnt hurting her weak areas and having a sense of humor about the whole thing.
lilhellian 27
Aww it's kind of cute! It's funny.. :)
LNK112 5
At least he's comfortable enough to joke around with you like that!
subwaysurfers 13
They're planning on getting married. Why wouldn't they be comfortable around eachother?
LNK112 5
Getting tired of ur bullshit subwaysurfers
subwaysurfers 13
Haha, I don't recall annoying you before.
saidoh_fml 26
The fiancé may just want to lighten the mood a bit. As long as you're getting the help you need while you heal, don't sweat it Op. get well soon.