bloodprincess
United States
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my family. They didn't even notice me there until the dog started barking at me because I took his spot. My mom defended the dog, and now I'm sitting on the floor while a Pomeranian takes up half the couch for himself. FML
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Riya2595 15
Why don't you just put it on your lap?
klc20071989_fml 20
Sounds like a great family....
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yawateverok 10
well the dog outbarked u hahahah
tehhboss 6
I don't get the joke.
domking1315 20
Actually it could be pretty funny if they were both barking at eachother if you think about it.
Damian95 16
That was a bitch joke. Leave the shitty puns to the big dogs... pup.
Riya2595 15
Why don't you just put it on your lap?
imaginaryvoice 18
My mother loves her dogs more than her own daughter, also. You've just gotta learn to accept that the Pomeranian has more control than you do. Might as well get on all fours and let it dominate you. That's what I do
AngrySailor 17
"He's got a little 'Irish leg hound' in him. Best to just let him finish..."
thatkidhesh 11
gotta toughen up and stand up for yourself OP otherwise people will trample on you every chance they get.
MisterEx 28
That's what you do, 6? I happen to have the perfect date for you from few FMLs back, if you are interested
CrookedCook 14
That sounds soooo wrong #6
imaginaryvoice 18
#46 Hook us up! #47 Whatever you're thinking, it's probably correct.
Clay_Pidgeon 11
YDI for letting a Pomeranian take your spot. If my family had one and it barked at me because I was in its spot, I'd punt it across the damn room.
klc20071989_fml 20
Sounds like a great family....
InfamousRaider 15
I'm thinking to myself "how did they not notice that someone was sitting on the couch?" I am like seriously!?
bloodprincess 11
I'm really quiet and well my family chooses to ignore me unless it is time for house work.
Jarl_the_Elite 27
Well that just sucks
keyofdestiny13 24
I know how you feel, OP :(
brebabee793 13
buy him his own bed(: then he can have his own spot in the living room
darwinism 30
Be thankfull it isn't a cat, or you'll be in another room!
little_one 20
Um I don't what cats your talking about but mine are certainly not like that.
BrookRae 19
No one was talking about your cats specifically.
flashback.miss 28
The bitch should've sat on the floor. The dog, too. But you should use your invisibility power to have a little fun with your family.
BlowinChronic 18
What the **** is going on in your profile picture?
NeatNit 33
oh god that looks painful
Rei_Ayanami 18
It would appear to be a leech, #28.
KVKdragon 26
I think it's a glob of jelly specially placed over the iris of a human eye to make it seem like the eyeball was pierced with its contents spilling out or there is some sort of foreign creature violating the proximity of the eyeball. Still looks wrong though *~*
Tinkerbell133_fml 5
I think I just puked alittle looking at your picture @_@ what is seen, cannot be unseen!
Danielle7994 18
52 - Um, yea...I'm thinking it's a leech.
rg350dx 29
Apparently that Pomeranian thinks you're his bitch.
golden_warrior 23
throw a ball and yell, "fetch bitch."
jojimugo 20
I think it's time for you to sit your family down and talk about some stuff cause something is not right
olpally 33
Stand up to your mom. Wtf is this bullshit? It's a ******* dog. Your mom is a whack job.
zandalee 20
If you don't she will always treat you like shit. Trust me on this one!