Lolly
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Duchess
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
SickSmick
United Kingdom
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
My Body Hates me
What's next?
Today, I was diagnosed with a severe bladder infection that has left me in excruciating pain. A month ago, I had an ovarian cyst rupture. A few weeks before that, I badly sprained my elbow. Before that, I had the flu. I think my body is mutinying one organ system at a time. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Rrae
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
Anonymous
Funday is canceled
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
GW.
Orange, United States
The horror
Today, I have norovirus and my period. I feel like I’m emitting fluids from every hole I have. The toilet looks like something out of a horror movie every time I use it. FML
Unlucky
Australia
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Pill popping zit monster
Today, my period has given to me 4 giant zits, 3 screaming shits, 2 stomach ulcers, and a fever blister on my lips. A few days until Christmas and the gifts keep coming. FML
Top comments
saffy66 34
I hope you're getting correctly treated for the UTI. Drink lots of fluids including cranberry juice if you can. If you can afford it, take a one-time pill for the yeast infection, a single dose antiviral for the herpes, and have you been eating chocolate by any chance? Chocolate contains arganine, an amino acid which feeds the herpesvirus. It can be partially counteracted by taking lysine supplements, and in fact anyone with herpes should probably take daily supplements since arganine is found in a lot of foods. But chocolate is one of the worst, and even megadoses of lysine can't fully counteract it.
faifai_fml 21
I'm sorry. You must really be feeling as if your body hates you right now. Please remember that this will eventually pass and the teeter-totter of life will eventually go back up again.
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wtfdaemon 3
Jesus, maybe start keeping some basic hygiene down there, although it sounds a little late for you.