Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, our pregnancy announcement was ruined by my dad who thought it would be funny to grab my boyfriend while yelling, "You got my daughter pregnant, boy! I’m going to kill you!" It wasn’t funny, there was just an awkward silence, and now this precious moment is something I’d rather forget. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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Top comments
kaylamarriee 10
Damn, that sucks. Sorry Op! Congrats on the engagement though :)
thatoneninjadude 14
thats just rude
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Comments (42)
Axel5238 29
Congrats OP and sorry your father reacted that way. Though, if he does have ED and is in the process of divorce he is going to be going through a lot. Don't take it personally. He didn't say he isn't happy for you, he's gonna have a lot to work through going through divorce and probably has some emotional work to do.
TogeBara 12
Just because he is going through things in his personal life, does not mean he has the right to snap off after someone makes an announcement about their lives getting better. No excuse for that sort of behavior from a family member.
Hiktmae 20
Are there people on here who just go through and click the "you deserve it" button? It baffles me how many people vote that on some of these posts...
twodotgirl 8
that sucks ur dad seems like a dick
skittyskatbrat 19
Your dad is just a real softy, isn't he? What a jerk.
678bebe 15
that's rude but congratulations on the engagement
Saraishi 25
Some people just want to make others miserable when they are in the dumps. F them. Congratulations on your wedding OP, may it be a happiness filled marriage.
little_one 20
Just cause his dick doesn't work without a very pricey blue pill doesn't mean he should take it out on you. Congrats on the engagement!
worldclassrager 41
He'll learn to live with it...congrats OP
martin8337 36
Congratulations on your engagement, your dad should see his doctor for viagra or cialis.
badoodi 2
Is your dad mentally ill? Sorry... That just doesn't sound like a normal rsponse