Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, our pregnancy announcement was ruined by my dad who thought it would be funny to grab my boyfriend while yelling, "You got my daughter pregnant, boy! I’m going to kill you!" It wasn’t funny, there was just an awkward silence, and now this precious moment is something I’d rather forget. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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Top comments
kaylamarriee 10
Damn, that sucks. Sorry Op! Congrats on the engagement though :)
thatoneninjadude 14
thats just rude
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Comments (42)
UmmOkThen 31
Got to love familial support.
ethan_unoxx 29
your dad is mean. but congratulations on your engagement. have a nice honeymoon
rachel226 5
What's an ED?
MisterGasMoney 16
Erectile dysfunction.
SatinsNightmares 17
Wow! What an asshole. What kind of thing to say is that? Would think he would support his daughter's marriage.
Zomg_Okay 27
Son's* marriage. Your point still stands, of course. The father sounds like an awful excuse for a human being.
MisterGasMoney 16
ED= Erectile Dysfunction.
23lf 16
Well, now you know what NOT do in the marriage, thanks to your asshole of a dad. Gratz OP
Respect101 17
Not get ED? Or not be a dick? Or both? I would probably be a little on the grouchy side if I had ED. But that's still no excuse to be an ass about your child's marriage.
tony1891 22
guess Someone is not gonna be invited to the wedding then
ArashiGirl 13
...We sure your dad and my dad aren't the same guy?
1two3four5six 23
Sorry your dad is such a killjoy.
nitrog100 21
To be fair, I would probably be thinking something along the same lines if my brother told me he was getting married. I wouldn't say it out loud, but my feigned happiness would be pretty weak.