Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a guy to change into a gown for an X-ray exam. I asked him to leave his underwear on, everything else off. Apparently he was going commando, as he left skid marks on my table when the exam was over. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML
Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
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HorsingAround 0
hahahahaha i feel you.. im an xray tech too and old people love to be naked in front of us .. i really dont get it
ohhoho 2
@3: The OP didn't have to watch her change. Go look up how a hospital gown works. It's a giant loose garment that ties together at the neck at the back. There's a giant open slit from there on down. OP, grow up. I work with seniors in both my work and my volunteer job. When people get old and alot of them do not care what others think of them anymore. Sometimes I admire their freeness from self conciousness. This is not a FML.
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Comments (161)
stillabritfan 0
what does go commando mean?
stillabritfan 0
what is it???????
purplemnm 9
no underwear
myman47 0
snickerdoodles I see u comment on every fml I see. do u have a life?
crazysicknasty 0
arent there butts like all rinkally
Calaura9 0
If you see her comment on every FML, you must have just as much as a lack of life that she does. Douche. This was in resonse to 78 who claimed that someone must not have a life because they always comment on every FML. His comment was moderated.
Anteezy 7
Still? Is there a certain age to which you go commando? ;o
Pearljammer001 0
and perdix wins again
dugumit 0
your in healthcare what do you expect?????
purplemnm 9
fyl if you got a boner from it.... can I play with your **** puppet? 0_o
FUDGELOVESME 0
old people that age shouldn't do that
onnielief 4
Why not? Just because your body ages doesn't mean your brain has to! If the lady disliked underwear from the get go, why should she start wearing it as she grows older. Getting older is not the equivalent of underwear becoming more, or less, comfortable!
saranottelling 7
I had to take an X-ray last year. They made me take off most of my clothing, to this day I wonder if it was needed or if I'm just sexy, or both. I'm convinced it was both.