Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a guy to change into a gown for an X-ray exam. I asked him to leave his underwear on, everything else off. Apparently he was going commando, as he left skid marks on my table when the exam was over. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML
Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
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HorsingAround 0
hahahahaha i feel you.. im an xray tech too and old people love to be naked in front of us .. i really dont get it
ohhoho 2
@3: The OP didn't have to watch her change. Go look up how a hospital gown works. It's a giant loose garment that ties together at the neck at the back. There's a giant open slit from there on down. OP, grow up. I work with seniors in both my work and my volunteer job. When people get old and alot of them do not care what others think of them anymore. Sometimes I admire their freeness from self conciousness. This is not a FML.
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Comments (161)
jujubeanz 0
watt does "go commander" mean?!?
neon_shoes 0
It means to wear pants with no underware on.
chibikari 0
Silence! >:D If you look on the back it says iPod! I HAS SPOKEN!
abcdefg09 0
ok so you're an idiot. This post violates HIPPA laws. I hope you get fired.
okaydisarray 17
Actually, it doesn't violate HIPPA. He didn't tell us why she needed the x-ray or any other medical-related information.
abcdefg09 0
HIPPA states that you CANNOT talk about a patient WHAT SO EVER to ANYONE who is not working with the patient so therefor this DOES violate HIPPA. Go back to basic medical classes you dumb **** and LEARN the LAWS!
ryann2010 0
that's ******* gross >:(
fairies633 8
commando?
redbeater 5
Most old people are disgusting. others have at least a little amount of personal heigine.
Loserly 0
It would violate HIPPA laws if they gave patient information. As it stands, it just sounds like a made up story.
sugarbabyxoxo 2
hahah win
LuckeyB 0
Big freaking deal mate You work in healthcare, seeing people naked is what you signed up for, it's a daily occurrence. Grow up
in_wonderland 1
good call :)
samantha_durano 6
that's hot. and what's up with vitum's comments lol?