parishiltonsbff
United States
Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nerd
Today, I understand the finer points of the government in Star Wars better than I understand the U.S. government. FML
Anonymous
Taren Point, Australia
Culture war bullshit
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
Anonymous
What's going on?
Today, I went to a political debate, and now I'm more confused than when I arrived. FML
AwesomePGnarles
United States
Lonesome
Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML
kiki
United States
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
Anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris, I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate, I don't exist. Upon calling them, I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen, not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage. FML
Anonymous
United States
Smile politely and keep cool
Today, yet again, despite the fact that I don't know anything about politics, I got roped into a political discussion with my roommates. FML
Anonymous
Dunning-Kruger effect
Today, I tried to impress my boss with my knowledge of a subject and ended up sounding like a complete idiot. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
DLS
United States
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
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Humanoid_fml 0
What is there to know about someone's cervix?
laleona 0
wow that's incredibly pathetic. but at least you're aware of it now.. and can change...
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quiksta 0
good thing it's not 'your' government
Sipos 0
may I suggest http://en.wikipedia.org/
need_cheese 0
I feel bad for you -_-'
laleona 0
wow that's incredibly pathetic. but at least you're aware of it now.. and can change...
MEGAJOSH 0
Who can blame you? Paris Hilton is a super fox. Politicians are hideous.
z620 0
a super fox?
Spongii101 12
Like Batman, but he's half fox.
Jbiebs82 0
She's like malibu Barbie.
FreakingFYou 13
are you kidding? she's nasty.
ihpb09 2
#8 - people like george bush and bill clinton? please don't compare those two. they're nothing alike. clinton was an absolute genius in foreign affairs, and bush was a ******* idiot at every single thing. of course i say that with a tiny degree of exaggeration =D
Pixeh_fml 0
Clinton wasn't a genius about foreign affairs, his cabinet made most of the decisions for him when they could... he wanted to help Bosnia more but his advisors wouldn't let him then again, his foreign affairs were 10x better handled than bush's, obviously
mcsteamy88 0
agreed
candyxpopcorn 0
Happens to most people, except it's something else instead of some *****'s cervix.
that_guy_you_are 0
See this is how our fail governments keep getting elected -- they prey on the ignorant and drown out all voices of reason. Never vote.
anonymous0005 0
That's pathetic. Do you even know what a cervix is? Creep.
tuxedoandex 28
I'm sure he does, or else he probably wouldn't know anything about her cervix and wouldn't have posted this...
tana123 0
#12- Bill Clinton's secretary was foreign?Oh, & I suppose you're alive today because of George Bush' 'idiocy'. Wow, it amazes me how little America knows of politics. George Bush is a great man that kept our country basically safe. Bill Clinton is the reason we are in a crisis because he was lazy & didn't want to do his job. Sorry about that little rant. Couldn't help it. I'm one of the few teenage girls/ people interested in politics. Anyways, yes. FYL
hXcsoccerplaya 0
actually as much as I don't like to admit it, you're right. Clinton made banks give out risky loans to people who couldn't pay them back leading to the recession we have now. glad you stay in top of politics though, not many teenagers reay care about anything immediately outside their own little bubble
Pixeh_fml 0
his affair had nothing to do with any of his politics. it was stupid that he lied about it, but most presidents (and powerful men in general) had affairs, at least up until the age of investigative journalism
ernodea 0
that's not true this whole recession gas been on it's way since before the Clinton administration
fightingkittens 39
I'd like to know HOW Clinton can be at fault for this economic hellhole. Subprime loans are not only to blame. What's to blame is Bush sending us to Iraq. That is what wrecked our economy, not Clinton. And to you people saying Obama is a retard, would you like Sarah Palin as vice president? Yeah, thought so. Not that Obama is stupid, he's trying to clean up the pile of shit that Bush left for him. Love how you people can love Bush when he's ruining our economy, and then the second Obama gets elected say it's his fault.