Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML
Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML
Today, I had to work late. I missed the last bus so I called a cab. That was 3 hours ago. I called my dad for a ride. That was 2 hours ago. I guess I'm sleeping under my desk tonight. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
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Top comments
InnocenceBlue 38
Make a date for another night and make sure your gf knows how disappointed you are. On one hand it sucks that you missed out but the bigger picture is that you have an awesome girlfriend. Chin up x
emanhernandez 22
Damn dude sucks for you
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Comments (68)
DanCastellaneta 17
Just talk to her about it, she'll understand.
TripleDallas123 15
Early bird gets the worm! You were too late. Don't worry, that lingerie isn't going anywhere.
derangedplanet 23
**** her life though. I mean I know it's not ops fault. but it sucks that she wanted to try and all and got screwed by the train instead of her boyfriend.
lukian_fml 29
Choo Choo!
pedinhuh 23
Well to be fair, going by OP's wording, it could have been a very stressful day and he could be too tired.
daynagrace 4
aww at least she tried! I'm sure she'd be happy to make it up!
Steve97 32
Ah if only I could press fyl more than once
dannidoll93 24
All aboard the delayed service to cockblock calling at latehome, nosex, blueballs and little wanking. Cockblock the final stop on this service.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
There is always tomorrow or the weekend. And she cares enough to ware something sexy for you. Compare that with my ex-wife, she'd put on some lingerie to feel sexy but that was all that would happen. So you're making her happy, she loves you, and you have a job. Keep your eyes on the good stuff.
yenze 18
This is kinda hash and i don't know really what happened but if she needs to put on lingerie to feel sexy maybe that's why it's ex-wife
grogers311 20
Sounds like a win/win to me lol jk jk That sucks dude the EXACT same thing has happened to me!
The_Ikon211 11
should've work her up for some "Sexy time."
askullnamedbilly 33
Well, sänk you for trävelling wis Deutsche Bahn, OP! Bring her breakfast in bed and try your luck in the morning!