Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML
Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML
Today, I had to work late. I missed the last bus so I called a cab. That was 3 hours ago. I called my dad for a ride. That was 2 hours ago. I guess I'm sleeping under my desk tonight. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
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Top comments
InnocenceBlue 38
Make a date for another night and make sure your gf knows how disappointed you are. On one hand it sucks that you missed out but the bigger picture is that you have an awesome girlfriend. Chin up x
emanhernandez 22
Damn dude sucks for you
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Comments (68)
disposable987 2
Seriously? You're whining about this? Tell you what - if you're unhappy with it, just tell me your address and I'll trade with you - I'll happily take "coming home to a gf sleeping in sexy lingerie"
CalvinZ31 9
Mr. Cosby, nobody believes your story.
jdnaus 13
That's sad. I hope you do something nice for her to make up for it
feisty_backfired 11
ARE YOU KIDDING? I've read so many of these posts, I was sure you would come home to find her cheating on you. Be happy you have her!!!!
MrBlackledge 12
At least she tried
shade34 19
I know that feeling bro! I am almost everyday late for work cause of the shitty busses systems we have in Ingolstadt!
writergirl1029 17
Write a sexy note that also expresses regret that you were so late. Leave it somewhere that she'll find it. Then you'll both be anticipating next time.
zainman13 26
Ouch!
Burkiie45 10
Well on the bright side OP she was wearing it for you and not another man !
ezrajab 22
Take the lingerie off her and fall asleep inside her