Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML
Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML
Today, I had to work late. I missed the last bus so I called a cab. That was 3 hours ago. I called my dad for a ride. That was 2 hours ago. I guess I'm sleeping under my desk tonight. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
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Top comments
InnocenceBlue 38
Make a date for another night and make sure your gf knows how disappointed you are. On one hand it sucks that you missed out but the bigger picture is that you have an awesome girlfriend. Chin up x
emanhernandez 22
Damn dude sucks for you
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Comments (68)
Rintarok5 29
couldve been worse, couldve found her asleep in lingerie next to somebody
Rodville 28
Why is this an fml? That is a win in my book. Yeah sucks you got home late, but you got home and have an amazing girlfriend. Win definitely outweighs the fail.
neuronerd 29
It's sweet that you let her sleep. When I know my boyfriend has had a rough day at work, I like to make him dinner and greet him at the door in lingerie with a beer for him (yes, I work too, but I like doing those traditional little things). If he had to work so late that I fell asleep, I would understand, but it would mean a lot to me for him to mention he noticed the effort, and we'd reschedule for another night. Just let her know you thought she looked very sexy, and you'd like to see her in it again soon.
CoupeDeAce 6
Was the money worth missing that memory?
darcienicole 9
At least she was alone
FailStaff 15
Wow, just be happy you have a girl willing to do that...some of us don't
Radgears47 23
Is no one considering the possibility she was just with someone else and then fell asleep before changing? Just being the devil's advocate.
asakadelis 7
Rest In Pepperonis
Sidsid22 3
Why couldn't my ex take a lesson from this instead of me getting dumped lol damn
davo_ib_local 14
Looks like you just missed him haha