Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML
Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML
Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML
Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML
Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML
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Top comments
wtfdidido 0
$20 for 10 hours is stupid. Why were you even willing to do something without knowing how much you'll get out of it?
TheCrow471 0
I wouldn't do that guy a favor again.
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Scoochie 0
$20 ?! :| Seriously ?! :|
gem322 0
$2 an hour? /Always/ agree on a rate ahead of time.
llamatrauma 5
who the F spells the word "more," M-O-A-R. the comments on this site are just terrible.
medfly 2
Well, you got pizza.
Endymion_fml 0
You got scre-w-w-w-w-wed.
Fyndir 0
75, 127, 129 wow, you guys must rock at working out tips. 5 out of 19 is about 26% (to be excessively accurate it's 26.3158%). I find your inability to calculate percentages (even approximately) quite sad, 19 is almost 20, 5 is 25% of 20, so you could have reasonably guessed at it being about 25% and got it slightly wrong, instead of deciding that 5x5 is 19 (20% is 1/5th). 75 is especially funny since they're insulting someone else for poor maths skill while claiming that. lol.
xxaaaxx 0
You should've just made the kid eat what they had or she shouldn't eat. plus, why the hell are you only makin $20 for 10 hours?!?!
Nicole28 0
Well, that sucks. If it makes you feel any better, when I was younger, in my very early teens, I was usually paid $10 for baby sitting my younger cousin for about 10 hours. This has happened multiple times. My parents would not let me say no.
itsTiffany 0
Next time, let the goddamn kid starve.
twobits 0
I agree that's messed up, but you might have asked him to cover the expense of the pizza. The real FML is that you managed to order a pizza that costs $20. #172 - That spelling has been used for comic effect on the internet for some time.