Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, my car’s at the mechanic's so I called my mom and asked her to come pick me up from class, since it ends at 9pm and I was scared to walk home at night. She told me, “Oh honey, you have nothing to worry about, you’re too fat to get raped, plus you need the exercise.” FML
Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML
Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I was trying to exercise more, so I went for a walk. I was quickly overtaken by a middle-aged lady with cankles, carrying heavy shopping bags in each hand. I'm 19, skinny, and apparently very unfit. FML
Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
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Naitras 15
so... walking never hurt anyone and by the sounds of things you need the exercise
TheWhiteDemon 0
well, you do need exercise but i dont think what they did is the best solution
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Comments (162)
baden18830 5
hope they made you walk back the next day too. sad you have so little control you need them to step in like that
kenhan07 0
that's really not tht bad 3 miles isn't tht far
michael666 7
3 miles? your a wimp, get over it, and run more, damn, its not that hard
hship 0
Shame did you survive ! ? Wow, a full 3 miles, you must be so proud of yourself. Maybe if you got up from your couch and do something, your grandmother might cry less. Get over yourself!
jondivey 9
is it weird to anyone else that she refered to herself being collected by her parents, not picked up. Maybe its somethin about where she lives but im guessing she is fat
chris80cent 0
I walk 12 miles a day to the gym and have had 2 ankle surgeries. Also have very bad feet. I'm fine. Suck it up and lose weight...
pinecone1414 6
(Jack from scrubs singing the fatty song)
butterybiscuit 6
I'll bet she is fat and needs to stop being lazy cause let's face it no one likes fat people, and I'll bet your the insecure one trying to feel good about yourself for doin the right thing even though you really just jumped to conclusions, and Amen to this comment I can't stand fat people Howe can they be so lazy to the point of obiesity it's a shame to everyone that knows the person
butterybiscuit 6
You must be anorexic right? Right. Shoulda thought that comment through.
coke51 0
Hahahahaha!