Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML
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Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, my car’s at the mechanic's so I called my mom and asked her to come pick me up from class, since it ends at 9pm and I was scared to walk home at night. She told me, “Oh honey, you have nothing to worry about, you’re too fat to get raped, plus you need the exercise.” FML
Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML
Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I was trying to exercise more, so I went for a walk. I was quickly overtaken by a middle-aged lady with cankles, carrying heavy shopping bags in each hand. I'm 19, skinny, and apparently very unfit. FML
Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
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Naitras 15
so... walking never hurt anyone and by the sounds of things you need the exercise
TheWhiteDemon 0
well, you do need exercise but i dont think what they did is the best solution
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Comments (162)
luvmypitbulls 0
mabey you should spend time doing a physical activity other than ******* yourself, You FAT ****! Quit complaining!
Pastperfect 0
don't worry op you'll get used to it after a bit and lose some weight too!
JanisEvans 10
So? You should thank your parents, you spoiled, lazy bitch.
your_face 15
Exactly. I can understand not wanting to walk to work if it would take too long, but for three miles there's no good excuse not to walk.
afdude87 6
lol@doc... and just cause they're insecure doesn't make it ok to whine about personal problems. if its uncontrollable fatness, and by that I don't mean damn i cant keep my hands off that triple bacon cheeseburger, I feel bad but otherwise; run fatty run.
Madrias 36
From someone who has walked very long distances (It's about 3 miles from my house to Gamestop), the only consolation I have is that if you don't have good walking shoes, you'll need some ice for your feet. I, too, am not in the best physical shape, but I've had no issue with a 6 mile walk. Yeah, it takes a while, and I lightly regret it the next day when my legs are so stiff I can hardly stand in the shower, but I get a sense of accomplishment most gamers don't: I walked to get my games when I could have gotten a friend to drive me, or taken a cab.
xxmollyxx 25
Aw poor grandma
fearfulsymmetry 1
YDI for making your poor, little grandma cry.
gryarya 0
that's sad but face it u can walk three miles. I'm fat and i can do it get the he'll ovr it.
fearfulsymmetry 1
#6: I've noticed you're ALWAYS defending fat/overweight/obese people. Knock it off. It's pointless. Edit: Damn, I failed to press the reply button.
xxmollyxx 25
No man is an island? By the way, your comment is pointless. So is mine.