Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
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Top comments
blurose 6
Why didn't you make him clean it up?
lfrider92 21
I wouldn't have told them...
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Comments (191)
bungholemcgee 11
make your kid clean it
worldclassrager 41
Looks like you learned a lesson...usually if it's something like that it's better not to say anything... But props for being honest you just got the short end of the stick...
ImpracticalJoekr 9
I think 11 is definitely old enough to know better. The little brat would be cleaning it and apologizing if it were my kid.
hplover32 19
my 11 y/o son would be the one cleaning it up!
WelcomeToAndale 13
'Straya..
chuka81 27
He's eleven. He's supposed to be stupid. You should just punish him by making him partake in the cleaning.
lux0rd 18
I could understand this at the age of like 4 not 11. Kids at age 11 are starting to go through puberty and even in some cases have sex. If they're old enough to go through puberty and think they're old enough and mature enough to have sex they're old enough to not shit in urinals.
imbedderdenu 23
why didn't he do it??
tukies 28
Well if OP didn't come clean about his sons dookie in the urinal then it would end up becoming a huge deal mmk. Good for you for coming clean, so we didn't uncover a huge conspiracy.
little_one1 14
Totally watching that South Park now!
Meaniebobeanie 26
Just saying but the laws against littering and making a mess are different in restaurant than elsewhere. They can't LEGALLY make you clean up that mess. You could shit on the counter and they couldn't make you clean it up.
Not_Impressed13 9
They do, however, have every right to point at you and inform everyone in the restaurant about your lack of respect for your fellow customers.
mandacleary 14
and they can call and have you arrested. is ******** on the counter in Mcdonalds really worth going to jail for the night to prove some immature point?
glabberfasted 16
Considering feces can carry a wide variety of diseases, if you shit in a place they serve food, you will be arrested.
dodgethis3500 17
Why didn't you make your kid do it? He's old enough to know better.
little_one1 14
Let me add, he's PLENTY old enough to know better! If I was to shit in something I wasn't supposed to at that age my mom would have nearly murdered me! YOUR SON NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED FOR HIS ACTIONS OP