Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
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Top comments
blurose 6
Why didn't you make him clean it up?
lfrider92 21
I wouldn't have told them...
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Comments (191)
NodakN8V 25
Admit nothing. Deny everything.
james52 17
They were suppose to clean it, never customers that true in anything
creepyclowntown 10
he should clean it
KaylaTackett 18
why would you tell them?
ni0ve 9
Why didnt the employees do it?
DanielleinDC 34
You at least are honest, "failedfather"; you should have (a) taught your son to respect others, and this includes not crapping in the urinal and (b) if he didn't internalize that lesson, you should have made HIM clean up the mess.
cobbnobbler 7
**** that man that's their job unfortunately
Jessssuhh 17
So many people would have just left it there fore one of the employees to discover. Good on you for taking responsibility!
cathrope 10
FDI for having a little shit for a son, and for cleaning the urinal instead of him.
allisadawn91 8
Yeah. And the 11 year old didn't clean it up why? There's where you really failed as a father.