Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Surprise surprise!
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
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mouseintern 0
Right now, lots of 24 year-olds live with their parents. Normally I'd be with #2 and say get a job, but obviously the job market is pretty poor at the moment.
Willyum 0
I don't really think that would be considered a sleep over when you're that old :P
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Macoco2012 0
get a job, grow up and move out. that'll improve your life greatly!
TheEndofHumanity 1
its not bad living with your parents as long as you arent just leeching off them. did op ever say he didnt have a job or was just using his parents money? maybe op was just saving up to buy a nicer first house instead of an apartment
kristir9426 0
you know what bugs me most. when the economy went bad, the recent college grads were laid off first... so many of my friends that went to college are living with their parents right now... hehe I have to say I work with the most educated waiters and waitresses ever. we have two teachers, a neuroscientist, web designer, & a guy with his masters in business. we waited tables to put ourselves through college... screw the 18 year olds looking for their first job... us 24 year olds have past experience... like when we were 18 working at our first job.
jannoreno 0
fail haha im 13 and just had a sleepover with my girlfriend yesterday
crazychild96 5
My parents want me to live with them until I get married, but I guess it's the difference in cultures...
MusicLover1o1_fml 0
If I were the girl, I would have thought it would've been kinky. ;)
Franorox 8
Ur not really late for leaving time
Tikmysta 20
On the one hand I m 30 n in tenge sane boat On the other; it aint really a sleep over is it??
stevenmx86 8
24 isn't that old to still be living with your parents.. In America, the govt supports that by giving you until 26 to be on your parents' healthcare plan. It's not that awful.. Now mind you, i was moved out by 19 and i was married, bought a brand new car and bought a house by age 21 but everyone doesn't do that..
yummcookie 0
Feel sorry for you OP, money is hard at the moment so not moving out yet probably isn't your fault!