Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I realized I might have some issues. After some amazing, satisfying rough sex, I started having incredible pain. I went to the hospital and discovered I'd asked him to beat me so hard that he'd cracked a rib. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML
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DocBastard 40
Sex Rule #1: If you draw blood, you're doing it wrong. Exception: Virgins
svalaedgren 18
At least he seems to think it was worth it
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Comments (122)
johnpaisley 6
That isn't bad he is saying he had his best with you, that should be A little romantic
Han1156 23
I take it you have long nails?
perdix 31
Yes, but was it good for you, too?
Sriehl 13
At least he enjoyed the sex, question is did you? And how did he even cut his arm?
nina739 10
He seems happy abt it :p don't wrry u will be oki
Roterun 7
I'm sure OP is writing a long, In-depth explanation about how her boyfriend cut his arm during sex
perdix 31
Maybe he learned it from that self-harm awareness poster he saw at school?
JennNoVa 8
If sex doesn't end with a trip to the ER you're doing it wrong!
JLouisCastillo 3
I'm going to assume: 1) there was no knife play & 2) the super-****** in question was OP's. The OP probably squeezed his arm too hard with his/her nails during the super ******. Since scratches are a sign of a job well done, the OP's boyfriend must have doing the job superbly! But, I don't think this is an FML;it's kind of more like bragging about how awesome it was! xD (unless of course you are trying to keep the relationship a secret i.e. from a parent)
vikky538 29
was he a virgin??...lol