Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I realized I might have some issues. After some amazing, satisfying rough sex, I started having incredible pain. I went to the hospital and discovered I'd asked him to beat me so hard that he'd cracked a rib. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML
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DocBastard 40
Sex Rule #1: If you draw blood, you're doing it wrong. Exception: Virgins
svalaedgren 18
At least he seems to think it was worth it
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Comments (122)
worldclassrager 41
He should have made up a better story...I mean telling a doctor about his sex life I think he has heard much too often...maybe some story that he saved your life or something like that?
kumarina 35
Maybe now is akward, but eventually it would be a funny story to tell about the embarrasment
catkat1988 17
This one made me chuckle. OP, I know you're embarrassed, but at least your boyfriend enjoys sex with you so much that he'll happily tell the doctor in the ER about it. ER doctors have heard it all, so he/she probably didn't think anything of it - or if they did, they'd look at you as the girl who's so great that her boyfriend it chatting happily about super-orgasms while he's in the ER. I don't think any guy would consider this a situation you should feel ashamed of.
shutupmichaela 18
just when you think you're not going to hear about any weird fetishes this week...
fml0505 22
He finished before bleeding out, so it must have been good! Seriously though, how does this happen!? Did you guys bang in a pile of broken glass?
tarantaran 4
whoop whoop
meatmaeta 21
Today, a patient came in the ER with a rather large laceration in his arm from sex with his girlfriend, who also came with him. I have been working overtime for two months, leaving me with no time for a date. This part of my job. FML.
DemonicMRX11 8
So there was a little accident during it, at least it wasn't the typical "accident" that gets associated with sex. He basically told a stranger it was the best, take the compliment and start laughing about the incident. You will be in the future anyway...
graceinsheepwear 34
Knife play?
dmoneycash 13
At least if you guys don't work out, you'll always be in his memory and the girl he broke his arm during sex with. And I'm sure doctors hear worse things all the time.