Gahh...
Surrey, Canada
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
savanah_aaron
Today, I have to use the same techniques to trick my 24-year-old husband into brushing his teeth, as I do my 2-year-old. FML
i fking love docb
Christiansted, Virgin Islands, U.S.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Gross idea
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Manchild
Today, I realized I have to ask my husband if he’s brushed his teeth for the day the same way I have to ask our 5, 7 and 8 year-old children. FML
PeeFlavouredFloss
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Montreal, Canada
Ban that "rule"!
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML
Dat Stanky Mouf
Sheffield, United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
lynnie
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Manchild
Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
Brittany
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
summer
Gross dude
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Carrie
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
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Zebediabolical 45
You couldn't figure out he didn't know how before you married?
yoursucklives 36
what the ****?
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rightspark 7
Maybe he was absent in elementary school when they taught that lesson. Better late than never to learn
davek 36
Some people wait until marriage to have sex- but surely you kissed him before that?
AzWolf 5
I have those kinds of videos laying around the house too!
love_me_electric 20
OP probably means he wasn't brushing his teeth properly. A lot of people don't know that you're not supposed to brush side to side because it pushes the plaque to the back of your mouth. I don't think she meant he wasn't brushing his teeth at all, because surely she would have noticed that before she married him.
kyz_xox 11
My friend doesn't brush his teeth at all. I tried to convince him to start, telling him that his teeth will rot at an early age, and you'd have to get dentures, just like my dad. He claimed that it'd be cool to have fake teeth and be like my dad.
charlotte608 5
They are in British Columbia. They don't get out much there...
KiddNYC1O 22
Damn, don't forget flossing and mouthwash.
VLJACK 6
Wow! That's harsh!
hxcbarbie21 4
Well now it's no wonder why Brits have disgusting teeth :/
james3458 3
did you show him "brush your teeth" by Kompressor? if not, you should.