Gahh...
Surrey, Canada
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
savanah_aaron
Today, I have to use the same techniques to trick my 24-year-old husband into brushing his teeth, as I do my 2-year-old. FML
i fking love docb
Christiansted, Virgin Islands, U.S.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Gross idea
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Manchild
Today, I realized I have to ask my husband if he’s brushed his teeth for the day the same way I have to ask our 5, 7 and 8 year-old children. FML
PeeFlavouredFloss
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Montreal, Canada
Ban that "rule"!
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML
Dat Stanky Mouf
Sheffield, United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
lynnie
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Manchild
Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
Brittany
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
summer
Gross dude
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Carrie
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Top comments
Zebediabolical 45
You couldn't figure out he didn't know how before you married?
yoursucklives 36
what the ****?
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JustFMLME 7
My life was worse, when i WAS 10, my step-dad couldn't brush his own teeth, his breath smelled bad so did his hygiene, and whenever we dont speak properly like "you didn't pay" what we meant was "you didnt pay ontime" and he's like I WILL pay and I was like idiot... you're acting like this in the middle of a crisis. It was so bad it affected by grades, I had to leave. Just had to. I finally got into honors the next year when i dumped his ass.
BabySyrq 5
Today, my wife showed me a video on how to brush my teeth. FML