Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Mr Butterfingers
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Grifter
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Bigmouth Strikes Again
Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML
Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML
Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
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blaine72 0
this FML sounds phony
mintcar 10
HAHAHA. Get prepaid?
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Comments (95)
rallets 23
^what the ... that wasnt for you :P lol
skittlez12345678_fml 0
wow this sounds like one of those blond jokes your so blond you sold ur car for gas money
BayBeezy 0
lmfao. win
BAMF18 0
...for gas money for my riding lawn mower, on which , i shall make my money back.
AubriS 0
I think your logic was a tad off on this one...
RX_Paul 0
I can believe this FML to a certain extent. My gf and her dad had a major falling out. He will probably pull her off his plan. If that happens I will probably sell my iPhone4 so her and I can get a another plan together and she can keep her current phone and I will just get a cheaper phone.
mad_hatter0666 22
thats sweet. my hubby refuses to let go of his iPhone so I have to sell mine so I can get a cheaper phone with cheaper rates.
imac619 2
Whipped. Your girl needs a new car, going to give her yours and you buy a Kia? Suckas for love I swear.
xiThai 0
its not called whipped its called being a good boyfriend. its not like she told him to, he just plans on doing it.
imac619 2
Whipped dudes don't need to be told, they know sccore if they want to avoid a fight or her beating him.
pennies_lane 6
Just get yourself some tin cans and some string. It will be much, much cheaper.
sarahmoloney 0
^ lol
joliesbebes 0
sounds like the joke "yo mamas so stupid she sold her car for gas money".
KatieKhaos 0
Haha, i think i know the OP (:
smashgrab 0
Um... What? Why would you do that?
joxynn 2
Kind of counterproductive no?
imac619 2
That's a junkie move. Lay off the dope. Ydi