Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
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Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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devigsgirl 0
it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time
iAmScrubs 19
At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.
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Negrodamus666 0
Seriously, 10 minutes? You should have been able to WALK a mile in less time than that.
mackjack 0
i run the mile in 7 min and im a fith grader u really must be fat theres a girl who runs the mile in six min and thats cause she isnt fat
titmouselax 1
unless your leg is broken or something like that, you should be able to run a 10 minute mile...
fatazzkid 0
my time is inn 6 min...
KumfyKitty 0
I do track and can run a mile in about 6:30, there are kids who can run it in about 4:30.
nateb1tch 1
hmm that's hard since the human walks at about a 4 mph.. to make the 10 min you have to run 6 mph
captain_nemo_fml 0
i ran a mile in 6:15 when i was 11. i ran a 5:20 mile when i was 13. then i ran 2 miles in 11:07 when i was 15. AND i'm a girl. i don't understand people who refuse to acknowledge how out of shape they are until they are "tested".
KickItHigh 32
My last mile time was a little over 10 minutes. I'm 15 too. :( I can't run, I hate it and I feel like I'm dying after running.
Person1233 13
Are you saying that you're a track state champion? A 15 year old girl with an 11:07 2 mile is very impressive.
Steinson_ERAU 0
ugh I can relate. I had to get 10:22 and I got 10:36. they wouldn't let me retake it till the next month
mariet_fml 23
I'd try to get a protest going and have everyone walk as slow as they could tolerate. It's not the school's place to tell you how fast you should be.
Skatejock21 0
Now I'm not saying you deserve it, nor am I saying your life sucks, but this should push you to have more motivation and have a greater speed when running. Doing it again isn't such a bad thing, don't think of it as a bad thing. Think of it as having a greater work out. You now know that you need to run 2 seconds faster. I've had to run 10km for a Terry Fox Run, which is 6.214 miles, I had to do that in 10 minutes since I was in Gym 30 we had to be pushed harder in order to gain better track skills. It sucks, but you'll get better. 2 seconds can make a huge difference in your running skills. Since my high school gym class, it's prepared me for marathons thanks to doing runs like that over and over again. You'll be more grateful when your finish your second round, even if you don't plan on doing anything major in regards to fitness after grade school.
happykitkat 1
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but it sounds from your post like you're claiming to have done a 10K in 10 mintutes??