Today, I told my best friend that I liked him and have liked him for a long time. His response was "That's cool. So, when did you get a cat?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I had a job interview where I was asked, "Who is your best friend?" I replied truthfully, "My cat", only to then be asked what my cat would describe as my best qualities, which didn't go far beyond, "Remembering to feed him". They weren't impressed. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I went to a family gathering and was asked by multiple relatives why I was still single. Trying to lighten the mood, I joked that in fact I do have a secret admirer. My little cousin yelled out, "Is it your cat?" He was right, even though, come to think about it, I'm not sure my cat even likes me all that much. FML
Today, I told my best friend that there was a time that I loved her, then told her it was today, yesterday, last week, last month, last year, and listed several years before that, etc. Her response? "Wow, I can't believe we've known each other that long." FML
Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, because they are laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, "Just like you?" FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
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Doortje 30
Well, it's a relevant question.
a39 0
he's clearly a dog lover and he wants u to get rid of the cat before having a relationship
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Doortje 30
Well, it's a relevant question.
AcesAndEights 0
This is true.
FlaGuy21 0
He was interested in her puss, like she wanted.
bigman2k10 0
lol
daaron 3
don't feel bad best friends don't usually work out in a relationships
kingdomhearts3 0
#45 Wow, that's definitely not true, and you shouldn't be saying it...I'm fairly sure you just made that up completely, because that's opposite of the truth...often times best friends (girl & boy) can develop into much more than that, and they share a connection that most people do not..
Ninjasaurus18 9
73- It can get awkward easily though, especially if they break up. It can be weird dating someone you've known since you were four, like my friend and I. We tried dating, and it was awkward.
papaya_master 4
You just got burned. ouch. :S
kjkang 4
It's probably because he's not gay. Doesn't specify the OP being a girl.
xosmileyxo4 0
well at least he didn't say something like this: "I don't like you at all. that's really weird. I'm gonna go tell all our friends about this. everyone will think your such a creeep! hahaha. sucks for you ya fuxkaaa." that would have been much, much worse.
a39 0
he's clearly a dog lover and he wants u to get rid of the cat before having a relationship
talb1 7
I agree :D
mercedes3210 6
Yup I think so too.
DjeePee 25
Cats are cool. OP, you said 'like', not 'love'. If you had said you loved him, then his answer wouldn't be pleasant. But you said you liked him, in which case the answer doesn't need to be serious, because you're friends, and friends like to do silly. 'That's cool' seems like a 'I like you too' to me.
Canchan 12
Actually, it's really "I don't like you back." that's why he started talking about something irrelevant to the conversation.
enoughgrace 4
So... When DID you get a cat???
a39 0
I'm dying to know now that he asked that
xxstacyxx 0
guys are not that smart you have to really lay it down for them !!
JERZBornNRaised 7
gee thankssssssssss.... it doesnt mean hes dumb it just means he wasnt into her like she was into him
pennies_lane 6
umm she kinda did lay it down for him. unfortunatley for her, he doesn't want HER to lay down for him.
RedPillSucks 33
Looks like she is trying to help him lay her down, but he's not biting.
jondivey 9
ur too hot to be real
Zmeilerr 22
Yea OP. When did you get that pussy?
Ninjafriends 1
At least he's interested in pussy, just not the one in your pants.
TakeOneLastBreat_fml 0
ahaha winsauce
alwa7sh 2
He doesn't like you just accept it. But from his question he seems interested in the cat ;)
sthrr 6
so.. when did you get it?