Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached for the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML
Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my two year-old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
Today, my boss called to check if I was available for a last-minute meeting. Trying to sound professional, I sat up straight in my chair, only to forget I was sitting on a rolling chair with no lock. The chair slid back, I slipped off, and a loud crash echoed through the office. My boss asked if I was okay, and I tried pretending nothing happened. FML
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Top comments
ggabrams 14
Well that's unfortunate.
lylotrezor 20
I'd definitely tableflip at that kind of ungratefulness.
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ggabrams 14
Well that's unfortunate.
TheCanucklehead 22
Almost happened to me once. Then again, I've also seen an old desk collapse with screws flying everywhere
Pinkgal123 24
Don't be so risky op. you might regret it. Well, you just did.
JustBeingAwesome 22
Ouch...I hope he at least said thank you :P
lylotrezor 20
I'd definitely tableflip at that kind of ungratefulness.
GetSomeM0 24
How is he ungrateful? he didn't ask op to get it.
lylotrezor 20
He was ungrateful because I needed a reason to use my pun. :P
chanelvander 7
At least you tried to be a good samaritan! Hopefully he'll appreciate the gesture.
triplebeerox 27
At least you tried to be nice. Your parents taught you right :-)
RinaVampire31 18
He probably appreciated your kindness anyway! :)
kmm316 9
I feel like this has happened to everyone at one time. Hope you didn't seriously injure yourself and were able to just shake it off OP! :)
Bevspeaks 11
At least you tried to help
gracehi 33
Is your name Moe, Larry, or Curly? Because this is some of the finest slap-stick comedy I think I've ever encountered. Bravo to you, sir.
retrorewind 13
momma always said: don't lean in your chair