Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him not to Snapchat me, not to text me, and that I'm not interested, all he said was, "I think persistence is going to be key here." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, the person who I've asked to back off is still messaging me and making me more stressed out. I'm pretty sure he fancies me, but I'm asexual. This after he already promised to back off multiple times. I think I've got myself a stalker. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
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Top comments
brackaman 18
I think the police and some jail cell keys may also form a viable solution.
swick25 22
I think a restraining order will be the key here
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Comments (72)
Girlie7 11
If he thinks persistence is the key,then you better change the lock....call the cops..
Dracoboxer357 36
He's right Op, persistence is key here....so don't let him get away with Anything you've said no to once! Cops like repeated documentation with witness statements. Lots and lots of reasons to keep him out of your sight.
8born8 18
I suggest if you're forced to interact/verbally communicate with him again, record it on your phone as evidence that you said no and asked him to stop and leave you alone.
cakefete2 31
If he won't take no for an answer, leave a bear trap in the bushes and wait. Provided, of course, you don't live in a wooded area where actual animals may be hurt. To sweeten the trap, bait it with a picture of yourself. This will prove either his devotion, stupidity, or both.
glitterkuro 18
Keep a record of all of the communication he's sent to you and take it to the police.
The_Big_Boss 20
Atleast he is staying positive
misUnderstood23 9
And you're one of those people.
tishtashbat 16
Well, persistence on your part is key too! Persistently refuse contact now you've made it clear what your boundaries are. Keep records of his communications/interactions with you, being able to demonstrate you have spelled out 'I do not want to speak to you, I am not interested in knowing you', and take them to the police. Hello restraining order!
UsernameTaken14 18
You should say: "I think police involvement is going to be key here."
davincidasecond 24
That's when you get the guard dogs out before he goes to your front door again.
8born8 18
"Release the hounds." C.M.Burns.
hawtrox22 13
been in this situation. never ends well.. i feel sorry for you, OP
kashinc 1
well you should not take him foregranted.
BreathlessInk 15
because everyone should always appreciate their creepy, persistent stalkers, right?