Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him not to Snapchat me, not to text me, and that I'm not interested, all he said was, "I think persistence is going to be key here." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, the person who I've asked to back off is still messaging me and making me more stressed out. I'm pretty sure he fancies me, but I'm asexual. This after he already promised to back off multiple times. I think I've got myself a stalker. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
brackaman 18
I think the police and some jail cell keys may also form a viable solution.
swick25 22
I think a restraining order will be the key here
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (72)
Nick0413 2
LOL come on now that is pretty smooth
skittyskatbrat 19
Couple thoughts here. First, there's a song about "you cannot treat a psycho like a normal human being." Normal firmness does not work. It'll just escalate. Your options are going to the police and a bunch of headache stuff or just ripping into him. You've firmly told him no, he is NOT HEARING IT. This is not a normal guy, do not treat him with the kindness and respect you'd give to a normal guy that just has a crush. Second thought? Time to contact his parents. Even if you are in your twenties, this is not a bad idea. And get your parents involved, too. At the very least, they can back you up in court stating that you've complained about the guy. You'll also have phone records showing that you tried multiple ways to stop him. That might manage to make him straighten up before you're paying $500 for a restraining order. Good luck! Persistence IS the key. And creativity. And not playing by the rules of niceness and kindness (it will ONLY encourage him). Crossing fingers for you!
imchacon22 19
Pretty sure you can block him on snapchat and text now if he drives by your place and shit like that call the cops
EmmaMK 35
Tell the police, always tell someone where you are going and how you will get there. Change your routines. Write down everything you know about him and give to a friend.
sythe511 28
I think informing the police is the key here
Omniprism 15
The key is restraining order.
Curlytwirly22 17
Call the police and hire a bodyguard this could get serious and you should get a boyfriend to protect you too other than the police and the bodyguard
Curlytwirly22 17
Call the police and hire a bodyguard this could get serious and you should get a boyfriend to protect you too other than the police and the bodyguard, the boyfriend is very necessary because you need someone who will notice if you went missing other than your family cuz you never know, stalkers can be crazy
privatejohn 4
why would u give all that too him in the first place
DancinL 14
Maybe they were friends/friendly before she realized he was a creep.
martin8337 36
Glock, Glock, know what I'm sayin';-).