Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML
Today, I found out that all of the times my mom told me that she was busy out of town wasn’t due to work, it was that she was going on vacations with her boyfriend and his kids. FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
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rndg 0
Why would she bring a kid she babysits with her when she goes to meet her friends? She's terrible at lying. FYL.
buggybeauty 0
harsh
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Comments (146)
FFML_314 12
Honestly, if your own mother denies the fact that she has children to simply gain some sort of entitlement or praise, than your mom is a complete and total bitch. She is the kind of person that only cares about appearance and money. I bet she's the plastic surgery type. You should have called her out right there and embarrassed her conceited ass, in front off all those people, that are obviously such good friends of hers.
film12d 0
damn that's lame. you should deny her ass too op
Not_Ever_Telling 3
Oh, ouch. She sounds like a lovely woman. I'd keep an eye out for cougar-like tendencies, too. She sounds like she might be extending some cougar claws soon!
dodo97 0
she ashamed of u...lol that's bad!!:(
Mirorbo 27
Now that's just downright cruel!
sexton 0
your moms probably going through a midlife crisis make her life hell and deny her as your mother and introduce her to your friends as ur maid.
happyk 0
Maybe she wanted to relive the old days...
golfer420 0
your fault. should have ebe
FFML_314 12
I don't think you could be more wrong. If the mother did that simply because high school was "hell" for her, than why would she go in the first place? If it was so bad, she wouldn't lie and say she didn't have kids, especially given the fact that probably 70% of the people there have kids. She did it because she's a selfish bitch and wanted to "look good" infront of people that could care less about her.
od4ev 13
thats ****** up