Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML
Today, I found out that all of the times my mom told me that she was busy out of town wasn’t due to work, it was that she was going on vacations with her boyfriend and his kids. FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
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rndg 0
Why would she bring a kid she babysits with her when she goes to meet her friends? She's terrible at lying. FYL.
buggybeauty 0
harsh
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Comments (146)
oshi16toofly 0
if your mom didn't want to claim you she shouldn't have brought you. then again she couldve not lied and been proud of her child
JohDie 0
From then on I would never do ANYTHING she says because, technically, she's "not your mom", or a least that's how she tells it.
MissButterCupp 0
hahah sorry!!! :P
ilovefall10 21
you're mom is a jerk... seriously! what did she think her friends would think if she told her you were her kid? " oh my god she has a kid ..ugh not awesome!" FYL .. am sorry .
JamieLT 22
I would have called her out on it then and there.
KevinFlynn 13
time to get a new mom
lectricpharaoh 9
I would have told her friends a story about how my real mom was a neglectful, abusive douchebag who doesn't want me. I would tell the most horrible stories about my mom, and she wouldn't be able to give me shit without coming clean.
Reaper350 7
That's cold
CougeeSwagg 19
Should have asked her if u embarrass her and that's why she doesn't tell the truth.
WasabiG 11
Your mom must have been those girls who were always "faking" back in the day