Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, my brother stole my hard drive and wiped it. My hard drive had a 10-page school project on it. The project is due tomorrow. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my older brother thought it would be funny to change the language on my phone to Serbo-Croatian. I don't know how and can't change it back. FML
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townyyy7994 14
excuse my language but your brother is a total douchebag
nourHERE 15
This brother is either a teen and extremely immature or a little kid that learned a bad word. Hope your professors will show sympathy OP
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Comments (82)
Armeniangirl_fml 15
your brother is an asshole
Adyingpine 10
I mean personally I would be upset but in most circumstances couldn't you just hit undo?
GhostFox 34
The brother probably saved the files over.
cootiequeen4444 11
suspended? Are you a minor and/or still in high school. If you are absolutely sure it was your brother and not a classmate or whatever than for the love of all thing's holy, talk to your parents! If your brother denies it, try to appeal to your brother in the effect a suspension could and will have on your school record and thus future regarding college and stuff. most punishments by parents pale in comparison to an unfairly marred future. I mean. really... if all this fails.. talk to your school counselor maybe?
GhostFox 34
Considering that it seems that this happened in front of both the professor and your classmates, I'd send a formal apology to them, and request to be able to make one to your classmates before the start of a class. Emphasis that it was something that occurred because of your brother taking advantage of your trust, and that you'll be taking more precautions in the future to prevent him from doing so again, or doing anything similar, and that you apologize for the event and for any offense caused by it. Does it suck to apologize for something that isn't strictly your fault? Hell yes. But at this point all you can do is damage control and take preventative measures aimed towards keeping this from happening again.
leafaye 14
Ctrl+shift+Z til it comes back
luckystrikes1408 3
lol
iiSpitMarbles 16
Kill the little shit.
howdmynosego 12
I hope you're presentation was about writing a rap song
MiaTheMartian 21
I would be livid, that's so horrible
kashou4 10
That's so dam hilarious HAHAHHAHAHA