Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, my brother stole my hard drive and wiped it. My hard drive had a 10-page school project on it. The project is due tomorrow. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my older brother thought it would be funny to change the language on my phone to Serbo-Croatian. I don't know how and can't change it back. FML
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townyyy7994 14
excuse my language but your brother is a total douchebag
nourHERE 15
This brother is either a teen and extremely immature or a little kid that learned a bad word. Hope your professors will show sympathy OP
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Comments (82)
Beautymarked 12
If that were my sibling, I'd either beat them myself or let them feel the wrath of our parents...maybe both. #strictparents
stonedzenra8 12
There is an undo button for a reason
TheNewGuy03 29
If I had a brother and he did something like this, he would be explaining to me *while* I was beating his ass.
Lalala579121 28
Well if it's a report on modern music trends, it'd still be pretty accurate.
lemon666 11
who taught him that it's ok to do things like that??
guttedbrit 26
That is seriously not funny! Stuff like that can get you into trouble. Be sure to keep your stuff under lock & key from now on.
jvanevery 19
undo undo undo undo do you have version turned on
Prettyguy 3
You are right...
Snarkybeep 1
Thats messed up. Make sure and return the favor to your wonderfully racist (sarcasm) brother...wait until he updates his resume and be sure to show his love of giving fellatio and his skills in spliff rolling, beer pong and a penchant for transgendered sex workers ;-) im sure he'll just love you for it
jcash52426 5
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