Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, my brother stole my hard drive and wiped it. My hard drive had a 10-page school project on it. The project is due tomorrow. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my older brother thought it would be funny to change the language on my phone to Serbo-Croatian. I don't know how and can't change it back. FML
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Top comments
townyyy7994 14
excuse my language but your brother is a total douchebag
nourHERE 15
This brother is either a teen and extremely immature or a little kid that learned a bad word. Hope your professors will show sympathy OP
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Comments (82)
Ur_Moms_Poon 10
You should thank your brother
murph_fml 21
I'd cut my brother's face over something like that.
redcode5 17
If you have a newer version of word, it saves multiple copies, go back into the menu and open that copy.
Elgrin 15
I believe the appropriate response to this situation is a profound apology to those the presentation was intended for, followed by putting your brother in the hospital for extremely painful but non-life threatening injuries.
MidnaLink 35
No. He used the N-word. At the very least, for racial slurs, a broken finger, followed by pinching that finger EVERY TIME he uses that word in a must.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I would rip that scumbag a new one if I were you.
DrChrisOfWumbo 12
FYL because your brother is a little shit and you should beat his ass Also like 1% YDI because you should have a backup on something super important like that
rydersmomma16 21
OPC he discovered too late, so obviously he didn't even realize the change happened until he'd already turned in the essay / presentation.
Undeadmatrix 8
Ctrl+Z?
writerchic85 26
I hate seeing this fmls where people mess with their friends/family's jobs. That's the line with pranks.
vshah 13
CONTROL Z
TheNewGuy03 29
...does not always work.
TheJuan1212 2
I won't lie....If my brother did that I would punch him, multiple times
MidnaLink 35
I won't lie… I'd join you. I hate little ***** like that.